@jordan_stratton: I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?
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@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@d_duhwit: *baby crying on plane* Guy beside me: Can there be anything worse then a baby crying on a plane. Me *pulling out kazoo*: Let's find out.
@dafloydsta: GOOD COP: Tell us what you know BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT