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@xofreckles: I WON'T STAND FOR THIS IDIOCY!
@Michael1979: Very important new poster I stuck up in town today. This is my first step towards becoming a great businessman
@foodfacenow: *At restaurant trying to impress date*
Me: How are these prepared?
Waiter: The dinosaur chicken nuggets? In a microwave.
@JKNenagh: Who the hell invented Bull Riding?
"Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
@Tmoney68: I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn't my panicked gasping breathing.
@rickygervais: It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils