@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.
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@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.
@khook32: Skinny friend: Bananas are super high in sugar. Why would you eat them if you want to lose weight? Me: Good point. *Grabs Kit Kat
@BuckyIsotope: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight.