@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.
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@_sleepysmile: People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating.
@longwall26: I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat.