@nerdreign: I worry that people who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" may have missed a Science class or two.
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@Mimiification: When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
@KattsDogma: Photographer: Ok. You two hold hands, & u, in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.
@MariyaAlexander: Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you.