@nerdreign: I worry that people who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" may have missed a Science class or two.
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@SodomyClown: If Romney wins I will punch a basket of newborn kittens one by one. Do you want that, America? Do you want kittens to get punched?
@vikkaroni: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."
@iamspacegirl: ME *sees baby crab in stroller*: He's so cute! I just wanna rip his lil legs off dip em in butter and eat them! MOM CRAB *beaming*: thank u