@1followernodad: I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
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@electrolemon: i'm so sorry sir, but we here at chase bank don't accept gun-for-money exchanges. and we need an amount, not just "all the money you got"
@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
@TheAlexNevil: Her: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you *she stabs me Me:..but...you...didn't...tell...me She: Yes I did. You never listen.