@1followernodad: I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
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@rikpayne: People who say "Money doesn't grow on trees" don't understand the paper making process.
@Darlainky: A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, "Well, we were separated at birth."
@RocketRankoon: [5 minutes after being trapped in an elevator] Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine