@chimneyspotter: I would describe most of my social interactions at parties as "when you turn on the kitchen faucet and the water hits a spoon in the sink"
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@Henry_3k: Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
@StarWarsProblms: Vader: I AM your father. Luke: Why are you telling me this now? Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
@jessokfine: My husband got some virtual reality goggles for christmas and so far I like them because they make him very vulnerable to attack.