@joebirbigs: I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face.
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@justabloodygame: "It's terminal-" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? "Departure time is in three hours." THREE? WHAT DO I DO? "This is an airport." SO WHAT? I'M DYING!
@BradBroaddus: Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office.
@iamspacegirl: me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins