@joebirbigs: I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face.
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@SaltyCorpse: The county is excusing our kids from school on eclipse day so they don't accidentally burn their eyes. I went to school with asbestos...
@Vodkantots: Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works.
@moose_chocolate: Super Mario Brothers left me with highly unrealistic expectations of how exciting a career in plumbing would be.