@imdaintyaf: I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters
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@girlontapas: One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge.
@Laser_Cat: *two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!
@SortaBad: I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.