@imdaintyaf: I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters
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@warbird622: Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now.....
@_GrahamPatrick: LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*
@BlindChow: "Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.
@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers