@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.
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@mrace_ventura: "Did you do your homework?" "Did you grade my test?" "I have other student's tests to grade." "I have other teacher's homework to do."
@KayRants: Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
@_NinJar: *cop frisking me* Cop: "theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?" Uh, no Cop: "OW!" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN
@AaronFullerton: If you had a terrible childhood, you'll be super-bummed out by Bank of America's options for security questions.