@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.
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@blaudiablogan: Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.
@blondecalamity: A) I don't care who is stalking my twitter B) I don't care who is saying terrible things about me C) I don't care - OH! Free iPad??? *click*
@AngstromHoot: Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
@lilgapeach30: Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven.