@HelloCullen: I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution
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@GermanFreckles: *enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*
@unravelingfire: Me: Do you like my new negligé? Him: Are you wearing bubble wrap? Me: You said put something on that would keep you occupied for hours.