@sammyrhodes: I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who gets to eat these donuts.
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@iJohnKnoxville: Someone needs to open a bar called "The Gym". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym.
@davidkenny100: Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: "Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days" "Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"
@robfee: I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality.
@GuyConfused: Love my pillow so much because it doesn't leave my house in the morning after spending the night with me.