@sammyrhodes: I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who gets to eat these donuts.
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@donni: Strawberry is a terrible name. "Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw," you'd think. But you'd be wrong
@LurkAtHomeMom: Have kids so you can regularly test the limits of your sanity by watching someone eat a starburst in 26 bites.