@JimmerThatisAll: I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room. She finished at 9. I am concerned on so many levels right now.
@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
@SortaBad: Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Me: "I do" Priest: Ok can you say it again without using finger quotes while you do it