@kumailn: I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth.
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@megankcomedy: I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing
@ibid78: You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert.
@Reverend_Scott: Bomb squad: sir, please clear the area while we locate the device Me: did you... did you bring the bomb sniffing dog? Bomb squad: YOU AGAIN
@junejuly12: Seeing a woman drinking, smoking, and gambling while in her wedding dress makes me realize I need to up my multi-tasking game.