@OhNoSheTwitnt: I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said "I don't do romance" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE
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@DaddyJew: Gf: come over Me: can't, playing the new call of duty Gf: my parents are out of town Me: you're 30 years old, grow up
@SteveKoehler22: My fortune cookie message read : "You appeal to a small, select group of confused people" .... Uh huh ....
@ch000ch: honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions
@thatUPSdude: I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie.