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@KalvinMacleod: [ice cream parlor]
WIFE: I'll have two scoops of vanilla
ME: me too, u could say I want an
WIFE AND CLERK: please don't
ME: ice cream clone

[ice cream parlor]
WIFE: I’ll have two scoops of vanilla
ME: me too, u could say I want an
WIFE AND CLERK: please don’t
ME: ice cream clone

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