@jonnysun: "ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey
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@badbanana: If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
@GabbbarSingh: If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today.
@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times
@joeljeffrey: My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women.