@Sarcasmo718: I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.
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@TheBoydP: Mammals for $500 Alex "Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating" What are sloths? "Wrong, What are coworkers"
@AndyAsAdjective: captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir
@varoon_singh: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?