@Sarcasmo718: I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.
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@jonnysun: maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america
@FeelingEuphoric: Dating tip: Before you think he's attractive—stop, breathe, and take a moment to think... is he attractive, or is he just a bowl of lasagna?
@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@Parkerlawyer: I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss.