@primawesome: I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs.
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@anildash: Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set.
@usermcuserface: Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.
@_little_old_me: My cat just sniffed my right eye & licked his lips. When I die alone in my house, he'll probably eat that eyeball first.