@primawesome: I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs.
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@NoTheOtherJohn: *doesnt stand for national anthem as protest against people who don't stand for national anthem*
@P0tterhead_394: "You have a very large package downstairs." I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office.
@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
@jctwritesstuff: I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff.