@happeh_header: "I'd hit that"- me, to rock bottom
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@Izianikapani: Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.
@KentWGraham: I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says “Your sister wouldn’t have missed that.”
@mommy_cusses: When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids.
@MichaelTrying: The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*