@happeh_header: "I'd hit that"- me, to rock bottom
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@RaineyKnight666: Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours.
@pinupteacher: After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game.
@TheIronSherk: You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else.