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@LuvPug: "I'd hit that"
-old people who drive
@AmishPornStar1: If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off...
It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs.
@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
@Annekinns: *Hits rock bottom.
*Receives welcome basket from Twitter.
@Book_Krazy: What do we want?
A CURE FOR PARANOIA
When do we want it?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW