@garrettn: I'd like to apologize...
To anyone I have not offended.
I'll be with you momentarily.
@TweetsByTheTony: Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building.
@ozzyunc: It's 2080. Every living human is named Taylor. Dogs are the size of hamsters. The iPhone 47 is the size of a parachute. Weed is mandatory.
@WilliamRodgers: "We need something strong and durable to protect cellphones from damage"
iPhone 8: What about Glass?
@BritXNic: I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion.
@iwearaonesie: dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver
dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you?
me: It says "Craftsman"
me: Are you crying?