I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the "How did you prepare for today?" red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the "How did you prepare for today?" red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

I’d love to hear an actor honestly answer the “How did you prepare for today?” red carpet question with “Cocaine and sit ups.” #GoldenGlobes

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