@david8hughes: [interrogation]
What were u doing last nite?
I was killin my neighbour, Bert.
Louder for the tape?
[leans in]
Fillin in paperwork. Busy guy.
@ThisCantBRight: I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room.
@audipenny: Him: you look tired today
Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences
@StarWarsProblms: Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can.
Vader: I have new ways to motivate you.
*implements margarita Tuesdays*
@SteveKoehler22: This headline stunned me-
"Mars to reduce carbon emissions"
Until I realized it was the candy maker ...
and not the planet.
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