@Adar79Angie: I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out.
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@jnrbtsn: He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it's all screaming and shit.
@HughGoesThere: Cop: We need to test you for marijuana. Me: That's kashmir purple kush. Cop: Correct, you’re free to go.