@Dawn_M_: I'd make an excellent cavewoman because I can finger paint and light fires.
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@AristotlesNZ: Drug commercial just listed "death" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you..
@Tommytoughstuff: That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy.
@kennyflorian: Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.