@Dawn_M_: I'd make an excellent cavewoman because I can finger paint and light fires.
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@Cheeseboy22: The Teen Choice Awards has to be the most legit award show because teens always make the best choices.
@ValeeGrrl: 5yo just abandoned his post as goalie so he could confirm we would be getting Chipotle for dinner. Because he is my child.
@weinerdog4life: As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit