@klickitatstreet: I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce.
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@70Ceeks: *He-Man at table read* "By the power of Greyskull, I have the- hang on- *pointing to script* should it say 'power' again here?"
@rachel2manypaws: The toughest part of any long distance relationship is the 6 hour drive to slash their tires.
@QuietPsycho: Absinthe For when you'd love to wake up in the morning...naked on a raft in your neighbour's pool, but lack the motivation
@ElleOhHell: A great way to make people nervous is to tell them where the bathroom is without their asking.