@klickitatstreet: I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce.
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@ItsJusKimberly: [doorbell] 4: *opens door Hi, is your mom home? 4: she's in the tower mom: whispers from behind door "no no no it's SHOWER not tower!"