@klickitatstreet: I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce.
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@BoozyMusic: My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. "No, I'm a professional," probably wasn't the answer he expected.
@kelownagoose: A grown mans' nemesis should not be a classmate of my 7 year old. But here we are. *knocks juice box out of her hand.
@3sunzzz: [lunch date] "I'll have a salad." Narrator: Ursula then returns home and eats Fritos, Cool Whip and what appears to be leftover meatloaf.