@CheryeDavis: I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form.
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@FKACornshucks: TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2.
@Jake_Vig: [engineer looking at blueprints] "Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."
@NoticablyBacon: Accidentally just told a girl that "she has a nice head" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer
@computerfact: humans: lets invent computers so they can do work for us and we can be free to see our families or write poems or whatever also humans: actually if you dont have a job society will murder you it turns out