@CheryeDavis: I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form.
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@IamEveryDayPpl: Coworker: Do you have any snacks? Me: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I HAVE SNACKS? DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE SNACKS? Coworker: Me: Top desk drawer.
@Nodine13: Tell her you already got her gift, & ask her to try & guess. Then go buy something she guessed. Shopping made easy.
@turtledumplin: Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice