@CheryeDavis: I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form.
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@Paxochka: It's cute how alcohol comes in a paper bag so when you hit rock bottom you have something to hyperventilate into.
@Fred_Delicious: Movie Trivia: Cloverfield was just Khloe Kardashian on a shopping trip in New York
@GrantTanaka: sorry i'm still an undecided voter, but it's hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much
@okimstillhungry: Me on Masterchef: Ive made a roasted pork kebab breaded with buttermilk cornbread and served with a tomato reduction Them: This is a corndog