@kelkulus: Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors.
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@BuiltToTopple: You two, right there. You don't know it yet, but you'll be coming home with me. *points at hotel towels*
@thecrabbyhook: My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.
@baseballchickie: Friend: You're Catholic? Me: Yes F: And you eat meat on Fridays? M: I can guarantee if I'm going to hell it's not for eating meat on Fridays