@dire_beard: If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral.
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@TheAlexNevil: Insomnia: Hi Me: Hi I: Hope I'm disturbing you M: You are I: You know what we could do? M: Let me sleep? I: HA, no, let's think about hippos
@davedittell: can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.