@dire_beard: If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral.
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@Slims_Ramblings: Tried to respond angrily with "K" and autocorrect changed it to "I" so now I just sound like a fucking pirate agreeing with what she said.
@FormerGrunt: Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
@Rollinintheseat: *spelling bee* "Your word is disaster." "Can you use it in a sentence?" "That outfit you're wearing looks like a natural disaster."