@IngestMyBabies: If a cop tazed me and then yelled "Raiden Wins!"... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him.
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@FunnyMojoJojo: I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek...
@TheBoydP: Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?
@AdderallMomma: "I'll be black" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator