@IngestMyBabies: If a cop tazed me and then yelled "Raiden Wins!"... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him.
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@Rollmaninoz: *Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey “Donkey”: I was thinking Dragon sir
@LisaFarted: The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan.
@lawblob: son let me tell you about the birds and the bees... I left a window opened and they flew in and now I'm scared to go in that room
@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.