@PhilLaysheO: If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?
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@Vice_Queen: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food.
@Dutch_50: Ask someone how they're doing & they'll say fine. Share with them a random health issue & wait for the 20 min dissertation on their ailment.
@AndyAsAdjective: The new employee manual at work mislabeled "casual Friday" as "cannibal Friday" & sadly we lost poor Dorothy before anyone could stop Fred.
@Prof_Hinkley: I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one