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@PhilLaysheO: If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?

If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water?  Do I feed them like goldfish?

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