@Livsey1: If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome..
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@DurtMcHurtt: Her: hey handsome, why don't you give me your number... Me: ...because I still need it.
@Olligater: Someone should write a book where the character slowly falls in love with the reader.
@nonsensetwit: My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying "try again bro."