@Livsey1: If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome..
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@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
@TinaraMinus10: Hmmm, why don't we try reincarnation. Here, take this razor blade and I'll leave you alone for a few moments... -me as a therapist
@Fred_Delicious: [gets found guilty of murder] [sentenced to 3 years of listening to Pitbull on repeat] [appeals] [gets sentence reduced to lethal injection]
@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know