@nolifecoach: If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
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@underchilde: [At neighbor's barbecue] Neighbor: How would you like your steak? Me: At my house with no any company.
@Stella1070: I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway.
@Fred_Delicious: [2 detectives are at a murder scene] "my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?" ... "a lasagne driving a car?" "Exactly"