@DeepDarkFear: If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment.
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@BradBroaddus: I've found that nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them.
@awesomeseank: Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie.
@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: What do u wish for? WIFE [smiles at me] That we regain the passion & intimacy of our early years together ME: A penguin butler
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: What did I ask you to do? Me: Love you forever? W: M: Kill a man to defend you honor? W: EMPTY THE DISHWASER I was getting there.