@Playing_Dad: If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper "AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED." They love that.
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@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
@KellieMounce: Worst part of my old job was drug screenings. Had to tell a guy he was pregnant. Lesson: don't use your girlfriend's urine for testing.
@gorrdano: I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole.