@SteveSuckington: If a shark attacks you, punch him in the nose. And if that doesn't work, use your severed arm to tickle his belly.
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@Los01001111: *Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes
@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.
@AndySandford: Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?