@UNTRESOR: If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@rickkondell: Things that don't kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming
@InternetHippo: ah yes, halloween. the scary day. the day when everything is terrifying. unlike the other normal days of this year
@JohnLyonTweets: [first day as a Twitter designer] Never mind an edit button. What people really want are round avis.