@UNTRESOR: If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose.
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@zachreinert03: My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokémon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec².
@MarkoESQ: Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.