@rickkondell: Things that don't kill bees:
1. Furniture polish
2. Febreeze
3. Butter
4. Screaming
@weinerdog4life: 100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face.
@InternetHippo: ah yes, halloween. the scary day. the day when everything is terrifying. unlike the other normal days of this year
@JohnLyonTweets: [first day as a Twitter designer]
Never mind an edit button. What people really want are round avis.
@rachelle_mandik: people say they're "over the moon" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over
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