@zachreinert03: My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money

@Shot_Of_Cabo: Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokémon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec².

@pan_duh: a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake

@MarkoESQ: Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.

@mayamanion: My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week