@NotGaryBusey: If a vampire bites his tongue, does his tongue become a vampire? Tongpire?
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@Scdavis24: That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'
@TheCatWhisprer: The scene in Rocky where he breaks open raw eggs and drinks them but me breaking open Cadbury eggs into a glass of chocolate milk.
@KentWGraham: I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren’t allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.