@GrumpyComments: If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait.
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@JessObsess: I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes.
@o__0Dev: Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first.
@Kyle_Lippert: Give a man a fish & he'll be all "WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all "Again with the fish?"