@SamGrittner: if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel
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@UNTRESOR: Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat.
@JElvisWeinstein: People belittle the internet "talking about a dress" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise.
@thetigersez: Sometimes I think I should try to be a better person, but then I remember I'm good-looking, so I'm, like, nah.