@tastefactory: If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO.
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@UncleDuke1969: "The powder | "The pow| "The power | "The power of Cheese | "The power of Ch| "The power of Christ compels you!" - The AutocorrExorcist