@tastefactory: If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO.
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@rolldiggity: Hate when I'm being chased by a shark and I make it to land, only to find out he's tied to the back of a tiger.
@electrolemon: this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash
@QwertyJones3: [group therapy] "I always feel unnoticed" NINJA: I hear ya CHAMELEON: Same GUY WITH CAMOUFLAGE PANTS: It's like we're all soulmates