@tastefactory: If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO.
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@LanieLalaBugs: If you can't tell the difference between "erotic" & "exotic" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you.
@TheSwanDon: Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic.
@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.