@birbigs: if aliens show up and they're nice, we'll take them captive. and if they're mean, they'll take us captive. anyway, happy thanksgiving.
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@TysonMarie: If you really think about it. Its kind of weird "yoga pants" are worn so much. That's like a guy wearing baseball pants to go get groceries
@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
@DumbConfessions: *sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* "Go. You're free now."
@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras