@aveuaskew: If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza.
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@_odlanyeR: I still think my biggest regret is asking a girl out, and replying "me too" after she told me she had a boyfriend
@CynicalLongkat: Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?
@SortaBad: Me: goodnight moon Moon: It's 6pm Me: I know but I'm tired Moon: I literally just got here
@Just_Lee_: Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.