@aveuaskew: If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza.
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@TheTweetOfGod: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying.
@SeanINCypress: If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared.
@JoParkerBear: [shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE
@AGreaterMonster: If Twitter has taught me anything it's that the best career choice is divorce lawyer.