@lilgapeach30: If an officer asks "do you know why I pulled you over" "Because it's the only way to get girls to talk to you?" is a bad answer, apparently.
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@MollyRingwraith: If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
@Demented_Jokes: The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club.
@Jmboyd58: *Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish
@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."