@LurkAtHomeMom: If another mom leaves her kids with her husband to meet you out somewhere and you bring your toddler, that is considered an act of war.
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@QwertyJones3: The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head.
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