@LurkAtHomeMom: If another mom leaves her kids with her husband to meet you out somewhere and you bring your toddler, that is considered an act of war.
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@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: I love autumn, it's my favorite season ME: [trying to impress] Yes, I love the way the leaves just... autumn off the trees
@duplicitron: Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite.