@imagine_vegas: If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
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@iinkedZombie: Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus.
@Adam14: I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this.
@JhonRules: when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie
@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.