@ArchiePeeler: If anyone pulls a quarter from behind your ear you chloroform them and put them in chains in your basement and you'll always have quarters.
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@AsgardianRose: I’m bored. I’m going to text my ex boyfriends and say “I have to talk to you, it’s important” and then not answer the phone for 6 days.
@TheBoydP: No generation will ever be joked about as much as millennials. Gen Z: Hold my tide pod...
@Parkerlawyer: My husband is setting up a new cell phone and listening to him play every single ring and text tone is exactly what I imagine hell is like.