@ArchiePeeler: If anyone pulls a quarter from behind your ear you chloroform them and put them in chains in your basement and you'll always have quarters.
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@CherBear162: If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! "Maybe if you didn't suck.." *slams x-box on floor*
@WhaJoTalkinBout: [restaurant] me: may I clear your plates? customer: thanks me: *sits down to finish their fries*
@Sanbel11: - Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you
@thepaulahunt: My son to me, describing waking up without clothes on in the hospital after surgery when he was 6: "You have no idea what it feels like to wake up naked in a strange bed with no idea how you got there." Me: "Sure I don't."