@DaHess1: If bank website ads have taught me anything it's that white people love drinking coffee as they pay bills online in an empty loft apartment.
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@Cheeseboy22: I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?
@AntoKenya: A Couple of underscores is to a couple of underscores? Ok. RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______.
@angeliav68: Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food..
@attheUC: If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready.