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@SamSykesSwears: "If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump."
"Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."

“If Bernie doesn’t get the nom, I’m voting Trump.”
“Also, if McDonald’s is out of chicken nuggets, I’m going to eat 20 scorpions.”

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