@kumailn: If Billy Joel wrote "We Didn't Start the Fire" today, it would be 2 hours.
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@OutOfLeftField_: Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly.
@Elizasoul80: I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk.
@Dawn_M_: Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.