@kumailn: If Billy Joel wrote "We Didn't Start the Fire" today, it would be 2 hours.
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@TheTweetOfGod: When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law.
@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
@blade_funner: Doctor: You have to stop eating donuts... Me: OK D:...so that I can start the operation. M: [STUFFING DONUT UNDER OXYGEN MASK] For later.