@edheenan: If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?
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@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal
@juliussharpe: I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit.